Also, this has nothing to do with anyone called John Bourbon. Really!
This is a parody of ‘A Christmas Story‘, a movie much-loved by the BeingBears’ artist and writer. We hope you have as much fun reading it as we did creating it.
N.B. Let it be logged that the artist was vehemently opposed to publishing panel 9.
How many Bears does it take to eat a burger? Two if you wanna do it the right way!